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Nov 13, 2017
2:48:20pm

Zaphod All-American

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Zaphod

Previous username: Fetch
Bio page: Zaphod
Joined: Jul 9, 2002
Last login: Apr 16, 2024
Total posts: 48,445 (4,955 FO)

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Buffalo

11/13/17 2:40pm

Abstinence is the only 100% effective method.

OneUpper

11/13/17 2:41pm

I've heard castration works wonders

spoxjox

11/13/17 2:41pm

Only 364 days out of the year.

OneUpper

11/13/17 2:42pm

Hysterectomies are fairly reliable as well.

kccougar

11/13/17 2:44pm

It messes with my emotional health too much

Ulysses14

11/13/17 2:46pm

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Jericho

11/13/17 11:00pm

tubal ligation

Nat Gas Man

11/13/17 2:52pm

No need to get lawyers involved.

Sea Chicken

11/13/17 2:57pm

Thats what we did

IceBlueCoug

11/13/17 3:21pm

We decided against that because it can mess with the woman's hormones

Jericho

11/13/17 11:02pm

We were an exception, but my wife got pregnant while on an IUD.

cougarstolz

11/13/17 2:43pm

Olympic swimmer tadpoles.

soupie

11/13/17 3:05pm

That, or they'll be great hockey players since they can sneak it past the goalie

Whitey_Coug

11/13/17 3:11pm

Nothing. And I mean Nothing is ever going “up” on me. I don’t care if I have

Gerald-DeGroot

11/13/17 2:44pm

I've mentioned before, but my wife is pregnant for the 2nd time on an IUD

Ulysses14

11/13/17 2:44pm

that's like getting a massage with a ski jacket on...my condolences

nashty

11/13/17 2:46pm

Or a foot rub with military boots on.

Zaphod

11/13/17 2:48pm

Wow, you are so blessed it's so easy for you. Wish that was us. Congrats!

ArchbishopMitty

11/14/17 11:41am

That must be one special child!

BYU Grounds

11/14/17 3:05pm

Just man up and do the vasectomy. Not a big deal. Fast. Done.

PortlandBlue

11/13/17 2:46pm

Yup, like 30 minutes in the Dr. office

CBaass

11/13/17 2:50pm

Hmm. "Man up" seems like the wrong phrase here.

Plato

11/13/17 2:56pm

Man up? What's manly about that?

2FarGone

11/13/17 3:20pm

I don't think there are any procedures you could do to your end for that.

chago04

11/13/17 2:50pm

My wife had a horrible experience with her IUD. They perforated her uterus and

Windward_Coug

11/13/17 2:50pm

Vasectomy is the easiest and best way to go IMO.

Dangerous

11/13/17 2:55pm

RE: Speaking of vasectomies, if you wanted to be DONE DONE DONE having kids, which

Dillinger

11/13/17 3:04pm

A friend had a vasectomy and then had to have it reversed. Then

Baron

11/13/17 3:06pm

🚼

Zaphod

11/13/17 3:12pm

Yeah, but he's got an awesome big screen tv now.

cougarstolz

11/13/17 3:13pm

RE: A friend had a vasectomy and then had to have it reversed. Then

Phcole

11/13/17 3:14pm

RE: A friend had a vasectomy and then had to have it reversed. Then

Cabadapeste

11/13/17 4:08pm

I've already told my wife that the second she says she is pregnant again.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

11/13/17 3:26pm

At that point, it is too late

Styro

11/13/17 3:39pm

Naw, coming into the marriage we agreed on 3 kids. We have 2 now and if she

BYUALWAYSNUM1

11/13/17 9:19pm

For the LDS crowd, how do you reconcile the LDS Church's official discouragement

boscatar

11/13/17 3:33pm

most guys wives see them as mentally incompetent

monkeycowboy

11/13/17 3:38pm

Sold!

boscatar

11/13/17 3:40pm

My sister-in-law treats my BIL like he's dumb as a sack of rocks and he's a

Windward_Coug

11/13/17 3:44pm

When I hear of situations like that

Northwest Cougar

11/13/17 3:54pm

We can joke about it, but is it common for a wife to really treat her husband

boscatar

11/13/17 3:59pm

Anecdotally, yes, it's real off-screen.

cougarstolz

11/13/17 4:02pm

See the past 10 years of CB discussion.

TheWanderer

11/13/17 3:38pm

The LDS Church does not discourage birth control.

boscatar

11/13/17 3:42pm

I don't try to reconcile it. Discouraging it doesn't make it against policy or

OneUpper

11/13/17 3:42pm

I ignore it. And I’d definitely not talk to my bishop.

IGlowInTheDark

11/13/17 3:42pm

I gave it zero thought at the time and don't think it needs to be reconciled

byujag

11/13/17 3:43pm

Thank you.

boscatar

11/13/17 3:46pm

it's nobody's business but my own and

Cougarealist

11/13/17 4:03pm

some women can't use birth control. Your mental health needs to be taken

Dangerous

11/13/17 4:15pm

Didn't know, didn't care...

Jericho

11/13/17 6:25pm

My mom had her tubes tied after 7 kids. I don’t think they reconciled anything

ByuImaginesDragons

11/13/17 8:37pm

That may relate more to women I believe

(Private)

11/13/17 9:54pm

A vasectomy can definitely have side effects

Northwest Cougar

11/13/17 11:00pm

Reminds me of a peanut warning label case: peanut snack producer failed to put a

(Private)

11/14/17 10:43am

There is a scary high% of vasectomies that create lasting pain. Careful with

runnincoug

11/13/17 3:38pm

How many of your patients have had pain?

IGlowInTheDark

11/13/17 3:43pm

Had mine at least 5 years ago, no pain. Guess I got lucky

Twin Roots

11/13/17 4:17pm

Pun intended?

Northwest Cougar

11/13/17 4:46pm

Not scary high--99.1% say that the quality of life was not affected by pain.

Pick-Six Coug

11/13/17 4:22pm

The research i looked at, the pain showed up years later so you can't study

runnincoug

11/13/17 4:48pm

This study has it about 15% but less than 1% says it affects the quality of life

Pick-Six Coug

11/13/17 9:50pm

I have a little bit of mild pain from time to time, about 4 years out...

Jericho

11/13/17 5:57pm

This method has proven effective for the youth in my area:

joelvandyne

11/13/17 4:12pm

I was terrified of getting a vasectomy, but there was one thing that scared me

Jericho

11/13/17 5:56pm

My procedure went so smoothly. And we just got back the test results that said

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