"Some will argue that there is no one ready to take your spot and do a better job balancing all the demands put on BYU’s Head Coach. Those people would be dead wrong. Your replacement was taught initially how to coach by the Great One, LaVell Edwards.

If you go down the bullet points on his resume, he checks all of the BYU boxes:

Active Latter-day Saint
Family Man
Born in Tonga – Polynesian Pipeline
Raised in Provo
BYU Alum
Played Running Back
Successful college coach currently killing it in a Power 5 conference
Great Recruiter
Player’s Coach
Complete Bad ***
His name is Kalani Sitake and he would reinstitute the “LaVell Way” at BYU where winning once again will be a top priority.

Kids will clamor to come here because of the tradition, winning culture, and a commitment to getting players to the next level, the National Football League.

All the while he will do his best to make sure these young men toe the line, live by the Honor Code, do their best to serve honorable missions. And he may even line up a fireside or two….after the season is over and BYU has laid waste to any fools that dare step onto the field of battle against them."

I Still laugh at most of this.