“All I need is a reason…” The Grinch looked around.
But, since reasons are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch? Ha! The Grinch simply said,
“If I can’t find a reason, I’ll make one instead!”

So he called his PR guy. And they said, “Hey maybe,”
“We could write a big press release about player safety.”
They typed it all up and then they pushed send.
“Now, finally, they’ll learn some respect in the end!”