I've got plenty of those.

Why just last Saturday I'm in the club and the floor on the main level was crowded and so I was like, "I wonder if there's anything happening upstairs."

I get up there and I'm like, "Well, they've changed it. A bunch of pool tables, a wall between the upstairs and normal club level, and there's a couple making out, and they took out the dance floor upstairs. Interesting..."

Then I walk away trying to forget I even saw yet another couple in the Provo area all over each other in public.