in Brazil with my dad and a bunch of experienced cavers. We were sitting in a giant cavern for an hour while the professionals kept trying to find the way out. I kept whining at my dad that they were wrong and the way out was "back that way." Finally to shut me up he took me up this incline a few hundred yards that I was pointing at. From the top we could see the mouth of the cave several caverns away. My ego was never the same. I was convinced I was the man.
Until I realized girls didn't care about my awesome caving skills.
