I college, I was visited by aliens. (spoxjox)

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Apr 5, 2012 - 12:54pm

spoxjox

I college, I was visited by aliens.

But I didn't speak Spanish at the time, so it didn't go very well.

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This is the most hyperbolic statement in the history of the world.

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Post an interesting factoid about yourself:

byujacob

Apr 5, 12:40pm

I have scars from an encounter with a lion. (nm)

Tokolosh

Apr 5, 12:45pm

Drunken altercations with Cougar fans don't count (short)

BlueBlitzkrieg

Apr 5, 01:08pm

I'd have no scars from that type of encounter...

Tokolosh

Apr 5, 01:23pm

Seriously sounds pretty cool. (short)

BlueBlitzkrieg

Apr 5, 02:00pm

I went to a place near Pilanesburg Park

Tokolosh

Apr 5, 02:07pm

Yeah, it's a blast. I remember playing around with a couple

spoxjox

Apr 5, 02:28pm

Please tell me you weren't that kid. (nm)

Malathion

Apr 5, 01:22pm

I wasn't THAT kid. (nm)

Tokolosh

Apr 5, 01:27pm

Good ; ) (nm)

Malathion

Apr 5, 01:59pm

As a twelve year old boy I got lost spelunking

Coug_Devil_Violet

Apr 5, 12:46pm

nice (nm)

COUGALICIOUS

Apr 5, 02:17pm

I broke my arm armwrestling (nm)

fbguru

Apr 5, 12:46pm

I broke someone's arm arm wrestling. (nm)

BE-WHY-YOU

Apr 5, 01:06pm

Well, it wasn't mine then. I broke my own arm (nm)

fbguru

Apr 5, 01:38pm

I have seen the Aurora Australis

okieboy

Apr 5, 12:47pm

Way cool! (nm)

byujacob

Apr 5, 12:49pm

Thanks. I was doing field research on a NZ Island (nm)

okieboy

Apr 5, 12:49pm

I once broke my bishop's ribs after he tried to break up a

JohnnyD

Apr 5, 12:47pm

I did 2 cartoon series at BYU and I worked @ a choc factory

Hoosier Cougar

Apr 5, 12:53pm

<< Deleted >> (nm)

Niiineteeen84

Apr 5, 12:56pm

won a pie eating contest 2 days after my wisdom teeth out (nm)

tarzan15

Apr 5, 01:04pm

<< Deleted >> (nm)

tarzan15

Apr 5, 01:04pm

LOL, I fail at CB (nm)

tarzan15

Apr 5, 01:05pm

Sounds like my kind of priesthood! What ward? (nm)

Cauayan

Apr 5, 01:31pm

I mooned a church pageant once

vinnie

Apr 5, 01:54pm

oops. Meant for original post. (nm)

vinnie

Apr 5, 01:54pm

I can levitate. (nm)

GeoffJ

Apr 5, 12:49pm

I was born on an Indian reservation (nm)

Freddie Cougar

Apr 5, 12:49pm

I wasn't but my parents kept threatening to leave me there (nm)

okieboy

Apr 5, 12:51pm

I dislocated my thumb playing miniature golf (nm)

pink22

Apr 5, 12:50pm

I have two belly buttons. (nm)

Anacondas

Apr 5, 12:52pm

bullet holes don't count as belly buttons (nm)

byujag

Apr 5, 12:56pm

RE: Post an interesting factoid about yourself:

85fan

Apr 5, 12:52pm

<< Deleted >> (nm)

GSwarriorcoug

Apr 5, 12:59pm

I still have all my body parts...

Hoopster

Apr 5, 12:53pm

So you are unclean? (nm)

fiberpost

Apr 5, 12:55pm

Probably - I wondered why everyone keeps their distance! (nm)

Hoopster

Apr 5, 12:57pm

I've driven a Zamboni (nm)

Fatalplacebo

Apr 5, 04:46pm

Sorry didn't mean to put that there (nm)

Fatalplacebo

Apr 5, 04:46pm

I college, I was visited by aliens.

spoxjox

Apr 5, 12:54pm

I've burned down a police barricade.

Cougarclaw

Apr 5, 02:29pm

2 of my toes are webbed (nm)

fattycoug

Apr 5, 12:55pm

You must be related to my wife...though she has (short)

Magic8Ball

Apr 5, 01:03pm

the left ones are a tad bit but nothign like the right (nm)

fattycoug

Apr 5, 01:29pm

You must be a good swimmer (nm)

Texas Hammer

Apr 5, 01:35pm

I almost died twice in the icy waters of Alaska

byujag

Apr 5, 12:55pm

wow! Sounds like a future prophet here (nm)

doubled1981

Apr 5, 01:05pm

I have 107 first cousins (nm)

boxydutch

Apr 5, 12:55pm

I got Pres. Hinckley to try coffee ice cream (nm)

Fui Invested

Apr 5, 12:56pm

Awesome! Details please.. (nm)

Blue Cougar

Apr 5, 02:06pm

Baptized when I was 7. (nm)

Niiineteeen84

Apr 5, 12:57pm

How did that happen? (nm)

spoxjox

Apr 5, 12:58pm

It was only a few days away. Bishop didn't think it was a (short)

Niiineteeen84

Apr 5, 01:00pm

Parents forgot what year you were born? or

Hoopster

Apr 5, 12:59pm

Same thing happened to my dad

Conan O'Fresno

Apr 5, 01:50pm

I have a letter from the 1st Pres. that I got before my

Niiineteeen84

Apr 5, 04:34pm

Yeah my dad has a letter signed by President Benson

Conan O'Fresno

Apr 5, 09:47pm

I married a Ute. (nm)

ChubbyChaser

Apr 5, 12:58pm

So did I. (nm)

eddog

Apr 5, 12:59pm

For some things, there is no forgiveness in this life!

Hoopster

Apr 5, 01:00pm

Ahhh! Now the boardname makes sense! (nm)

unsq312

Apr 5, 01:03pm

LOL - POTD! (nm)

Hoopster

Apr 5, 01:03pm

Well done!

ChubbyChaser

Apr 5, 04:00pm

I used to be a blood red, died in the wool yewt of all yewts

Swickit

Apr 5, 01:00pm

I like your moniker, well done. (nm)

quikryptonite

Apr 5, 01:41pm

I won an ice cream eating contest! (nm)

Texas Hammer

Apr 5, 01:00pm

I skinned a puff adder that was killed in my back yard (nm)

BrewCoug

Apr 5, 01:00pm

I don't have a toenail on my left big toe. (nm)

Magic8Ball

Apr 5, 01:03pm

I don't have one on either big toes. (nm)

PharmCoug

Apr 5, 01:52pm

I exploded a fire cracker 1 inch from my eye at age 10 (nm)

Marshmallow Matey

Apr 5, 01:03pm

In minesweeper I used to have the #1 time in the world for

rebelCoug

Apr 5, 01:03pm

strangely, i find this the coolest one. (nm)

Marshmallow Matey

Apr 5, 01:05pm

I've cooked meth before. (nm)

BE-WHY-YOU

Apr 5, 01:04pm

That's incredibly cruel. My daughter is 2mths away from 4

Zenoch

Apr 5, 01:05pm

I got 2 patriarchal blessings

doubled1981

Apr 5, 01:07pm

An awesome scar from a surgery when I was a baby...

cougfanblue

Apr 5, 01:09pm

Spent some time in a Venezuelan Prison...

PezD

Apr 5, 01:10pm

I (accidentally) shot a prairy dog through the head with an (short)

benny1982

Apr 5, 01:10pm

I was in 3 commercials as a teenager

Kelbob

Apr 5, 01:12pm

I did 19 pull ups last week

Superkid

Apr 5, 01:12pm

I can flip a ring back and forth on my fingers:

SuperTank

Apr 5, 01:12pm

Was once world's record holder for band marathon - 52 hrs. (nm)

ByuMba90

Apr 5, 01:13pm

The movie Commando w/ Schwarzenegger was filmed at

Zenoch

Apr 5, 01:13pm

Hey! My sister lives in Claremont! (nm)

Texas Hammer

Apr 5, 01:26pm

I had to do 70 makeups to get an A during my last year of (short)

doubled1981

Apr 5, 01:14pm

I was suspended from seminary...

dfudge

Apr 5, 01:15pm

I won second place at the social dance cha-cha competition (nm)

mncougar

Apr 5, 01:20pm

^I'm actually very proud of this (nm)

mncougar

Apr 5, 01:20pm

After our marriage my wife and I discovered that

BigD Coug

Apr 5, 01:23pm

Have you figured out that YOU ARE EXACTLY THE SAME PERSON?! (nm)

spoxjox

Apr 5, 02:35pm

I dated a girl with the same birthday as me..it was weird (nm)

doubled1981

Apr 5, 01:26pm

I once broke up with a girl telling her

BYUFam1

Apr 5, 01:37pm

wow, were you serious and did she buy it? (nm)

doubled1981

Apr 5, 01:40pm

Yes I wanted to break up

BYUFam1

Apr 5, 01:55pm

From the things I could probably never duplicate file

BYUFam1

Apr 5, 01:30pm

I have 4 brothers, 4 sons, 4 BILs and 4 uncles

Hoosier Cougar

Apr 5, 01:34pm

Your mother was your father? (nm)

spoxjox

Apr 5, 02:37pm

? - All 3 of my moms were/are adults (short)

Hoosier Cougar

Apr 5, 02:44pm

I have two Uncle Martins and two Aunt Vickis. (nm)

Kilgore Trout

Apr 5, 01:34pm

I'm Irish Royalty - if they still had it (nm)

JAK

Apr 5, 01:47pm

In High School I was a DJ for a radio station. (nm)

JayOwen

Apr 5, 01:52pm

Spent two days in jail while on my mission (nm)

Bumpus Hound

Apr 5, 02:01pm

I have three earlobes.. and women love it. (nm)

Ovaltine Jenkins

Apr 5, 02:04pm

I once corrected a GA on doctrine, after which he agreed (nm)

CopperLix

Apr 5, 02:06pm

I was born in 1584 - I am a time traveler (nm)

fredgarvin

Apr 5, 02:30pm

You mean 2584 right? More likely to have time machines then (nm)

GeoffJ

Apr 5, 02:34pm

Nah. He's just very long-lived. Travels through time (short)

spoxjox

Apr 5, 02:38pm

Let's just say Galileo was very "ahead of his time" (short)

fredgarvin

Apr 5, 02:40pm

I can turn my belly button inside out. (nm)

Matter

Apr 5, 02:34pm

RE: Post an interesting factoid about yourself: (short)

85fan

Apr 5, 04:06pm

My legal first name is just a letter. No period. (short)

Gentleman Stan

Apr 5, 06:42pm

Q (nm)

Blue Cougar

Apr 5, 08:47pm

W (nm)

Conan O'Fresno

Apr 5, 10:41pm

E (short)

blue forever

Apr 5, 10:47pm

All wrong so far. (nm)

Gentleman Stan

Apr 6, 05:39pm

My parents name of my birth certificate has changed (nm)

Bergloewe

Apr 5, 07:50pm

I got a double eagle in golf when i was 17 (nm)

MoveTheChains

Apr 9, 10:38pm

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