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May 7, 2012 - 3:58pm
Bergloewe
Break off your hand just below the wrist, peel back the
skin and flesh to expose your radius and ulna, stab the cow repeatedly in the neck until it bleeds out and dies.
You didn't say it had to be practical.
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On the subject of killing a cow w/ your bare hands:
oxcoug
May 7, 03:29pm
glad i missed that thread. offseason on cb.....
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:29pm
Lies. Best offseason thread in some time. Check it out
oxcoug
May 7, 03:31pm
Indeed.
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Zaphod
May 7, 03:32pm
allright. that's funny. in typical cb fashion the
johnnycarson
May 7, 03:32pm
+1
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cougfanblue
May 7, 04:18pm
What on Earth?
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Ovaltine Jenkins
May 7, 03:30pm
I think that's a given. Killing a cow in space would be just
Zaphod
May 7, 03:35pm
I'm gonna die of laughter. Stop. My boss is gonna freak out!
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Ovaltine Jenkins
May 7, 03:37pm
that would be an udder disaster
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Beggar
May 7, 03:31pm
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oxcoug
May 7, 03:32pm
On my mission I killed a cow with a sledgehammer
PickleButton
May 7, 03:32pm
those elders do the funniest things sometimes....
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:33pm
Favorited.
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Ovaltine Jenkins
May 7, 03:34pm
Take the sand and water
BYUtka
May 7, 03:35pm
chase it around till it overheats. apparently that's the
johnnycarson
May 7, 03:36pm
Hello!? Have you seen how fat you are? You'd never last.
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Zaphod
May 7, 03:37pm
i'm skinnier than the cow.
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:38pm
But what if it feels no need to run? It let's you catch it?
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oxcoug
May 7, 03:41pm
cannot compute. not in the equation.
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:50pm
Hmmm.... Pinch it's nose until it suffocates?
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Hawk in the 303
May 7, 03:37pm
Why would the cow hang around till it suffocates?
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mango
May 7, 03:41pm
Yeah, but they seem really patient and long-suffering.
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Hawk in the 303
May 7, 03:46pm
Boy, do I feel sheepish. I offered a nonsensical answer...
Hawk in the 303
May 7, 04:43pm
67% of the people I've met in my life...
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cougfanblue
May 7, 04:58pm
Wait we can have sand AND water now?
Oregano
May 7, 03:37pm
You can still have a stick. And a pool of water two feet
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oxcoug
May 7, 03:43pm
By stick do you mean wand?
Oregano
May 7, 03:59pm
Hmm, a stick and 2 feet of water ....
Bergloewe
May 7, 04:05pm
If you can break a leg, you're golden
cougfanblue
May 7, 05:12pm
LOL
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Mr Blue
May 8, 06:21am
Pester the cow until it is exhausted, push it to the water..
ronaldo0501
May 7, 03:38pm
How about this idea?
tanksalot
May 7, 03:38pm
It's perfect temperatures, 70 degrees. Sorry.
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oxcoug
May 7, 03:42pm
Dress up like an attractive mate,
TSN
May 7, 03:42pm
Clever idea. But could take years. You're gonna be very
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oxcoug
May 7, 03:45pm
Why kill the cow at all? Then it would just rot after you
Zaphod
May 7, 03:43pm
RE: Why kill the cow at all? Then it would just rot after
85fan
May 7, 03:58pm
just eat what the cow eats and you won't get cancer.
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:50pm
Sounds like Hippy talk
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chago04
May 7, 03:52pm
maybe the WoW was right after all...
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johnnycarson
May 7, 03:56pm
Break off your hand just below the wrist, peel back the
Bergloewe
May 7, 03:58pm
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