The fact that you have to try so hard makes you look even more disengenuous than just your weak arguments do by themselves.
Look, I know its been hard being little brother for so many years now but let me relay to you some wisdom from a very famous football coach,
"When you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before."
In the last decade you had a brief flicker of success in 2004 and again lightning struck a 2nd time in 2008. Now that flicker has been blown out by embarrassing losses to teams like Notre Dame, Boise State, Washington, Arizona St, Cal, Colorado, and an 8th place finish in a very VERY weak Pac12 conference. The program has settled in for a long harsh cold existence of mediocrity and sub-standard play in the watered down Pac12.
So, even though you're bragging about old accomplishments from the PAST (last time I checked 2004 and 2008 weren't even in this decade) after telling BYU fans NOT to do the same (kind of makes you a hypocrite, doesn't it) at least try and follow Vince Lombardi's suggestion and act like you've been there before, like that level of success is the norm instead of the exception.