Technically you actually DO have more splainin to do on where you stand.
In #5 you stated you were in the "latter" category. Technically that could put you in the 2nd (troll) OR 3rd (realist) category. You should be much more careful with your assertions and facts! Of course this observation would generally only be called out by one of those insufferable grammer nazis!
Regarding your "factual" posts; how can we trust those facts, even though they are indeed verifiable AND VERIFIED facts, if you're a troll?
I could not agree more with your other listed items.
So, if you don't mind, for my own purposes, in regard to your #5 statement, I'm going to classify you in the LAST category, where I firmly reside. I also stand firmly shoulder to shoulder with you in regards to your statement #7.