And it came to pass that the Lord of the university said again unto his athletic director: Behold, these fans have I planted with a chosen football team; and I have nourished them this long time with a top 5 winning coach, numerous bowl wins, zero losing seasons, nationally televised games, future nfl receivers and linebackers, and its own tv network, and only a part of the fans hath brought forth true fruit, and the other part of the fans hath brought forth crappy fruit; behold, I have nourished these fans with so much.
And it came to pass that the Lord of the university said unto the athletic director: Pluck off the negative fans that have not brought forth good fruit, and cast them to salt lake.
But behold, the athletic director said unto him: Let us work hard, and develop the program even more, and nourish it a little alonger, that perhaps the fans may bring forth good fruit unto thee, that thou canst lay it up against the future seasons.
And it came to pass that the Lord of the univeristy and the athletic director did nourish all the team and the fans.
And there began to be the even better success and bigger wins; and the good fans began to grow and thrive exceedingly; and the bad fans began to be plucked off and moved to salt lake;
"My best quality is my humility. I don't think you'll find anyone more humble than me." - Buffchazen