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May 21, 2012 - 6:24pm
Easy. So easy. 6 simple steps:
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Step 1: find the alpha male and drop kick his face
Step 2: punch the next closest one in the throat, and then a triple combination (yes, like the scriptures) to the kidneys. You want him peeing blood tomorrow and howling to his wife about how much it stings.
Step 3: by this time you have a wolf on your back. Reach back and grab him by the ears and flip him over. Then head butt his nose. You're probably going to get cut a little, but he'll be bleeding everywhere and run away.
Step 4: you're down to 1 wolf. Stare at him. Then stare some more. Then do a fake tennis ball throw and you're in the clear.
Step 5: wolf #1 (alpha male) might be back up by now if you're a wussy kicker. If so, give him another kick and deliver a witty 1-liner. I can't help you with the 1-liner though. You just have to be feeling that one in the moment.
Step 6: Get on When Animals Attack and tell the world.
Originally posted on May 21, 2012 at 6:24pm
Message modified by Triznaynay on May 21, 2012 at 6:24pm
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