Reading the article about the guy who survived the plunge over Niagara, and this stood out: "There are odds that you will survive, but they're so minuscule that it's impossible to comprehend," Gromosiak told the News. "Out of the thousands who have come here to commit suicide over the years, we have two who did survive."
So miniscule that it's impossible to comprehend? How about figuring that the odds are 1 in couple thousand? There are pleny of more things more miniscule that that.