Pretty funny stuff:
A man zaps another man in the side with a poker trying to see if he can get a rise out of him. A man with super strength punches a punching bag repeatedly while remembering an accident where he crashed in an airplane, and he punches the punching bag off its chain and across the room.
An alien says, "Humans, what can they do but burn." A man asks an alien deity, "Are you planning to step on us?" A man says, "We are at war."