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Jun 20, 2012 - 12:51pm

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POLL: Would you amputate and sell one of your legs for 10 (short)

Nikomedes

Jun 20, 12:40pm

There are some pretty sweet prosthetics out there now... (nm)

vacougfan

Jun 20, 12:41pm

Dude, I like my legs (short)

mobomanjoe

Jun 20, 12:42pm

Will I get it back when I am resurrected? (nm)

Y-er

Jun 20, 12:44pm

are you cutting from the top (short)

Jun 20, 12:45pm

We're gonna need the full leg (nm)

Nikomedes

Jun 20, 12:46pm

will the cutting be done by a trained professional (short)

Jun 20, 12:48pm

Bring your own tourniquet (nm)

Nikomedes

Jun 20, 12:51pm

will there be anesthesia provided (short)

Jun 20, 12:58pm

Look, if you die, we'll give your family the 10 million (nm)

Nikomedes

Jun 20, 01:07pm

ok, sign me up (nm)

Jun 20, 01:11pm

Sadly, this was the ? that immediately popped into my mind (nm)

Zaphod

Jun 20, 12:47pm

Yes. Then I'd buy a new leg. (nm)

Illegal Jimmergrant

Jun 20, 12:51pm

haha, exactly, a new and even bigger leg! (nm)

Zaphod

Jun 20, 12:57pm

Before or after taxes? (nm)

franklyvulgar

Jun 20, 01:01pm

I'd mostly just do it so I could pay $1million in tithing

Illegal Jimmergrant

Jun 20, 01:05pm

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