"Where are you from?" "Austria" (BigD Coug)

Jun 27, 2012 - 12:52pm

BigD Coug

"Where are you from?" "Austria"

"Alright, we'll just put another shrimp on the barbie then."

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Yea if you wanna work 40 hours a week!

UVSCCOUG

Jun 27, 12:26pm

I just thought she was a raging alcoholic! (nm)

The Dan Man

Jun 27, 12:27pm

so you're telling me there's a chance (short)

JimmyZ

Jun 27, 12:29pm

Big Gulps huh? Well...see you later. (nm)

buhlcougar

Jun 27, 12:30pm

I just thought he was quite. (nm)

Beeker

Jun 27, 12:32pm

Yeah I called her up.

Cougar Geek

Jun 27, 12:33pm

<< Deleted >> (nm)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:35pm

We got no food, we got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling (short)

SlimShady

Jun 27, 12:34pm

Mr. French Tickler (nm)

kimchicoug

Jun 27, 12:35pm

"Ah! That's it! I've had it with this dump!

Ovaltine Jenkins

Jun 27, 12:35pm

So you're saying there's a chance.... (nm)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:36pm

I'm sorry .. my friend is kinda slow. The town is THAT way (nm)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:36pm

"Our pets' heads are falling off!" "It's okay, I'm a limo (short)

CrackerJack

Jun 27, 12:36pm

Samsonite...I was way off. (nm)

whirl

Jun 27, 12:37pm

Tic tac sir? (nm)

whirl

Jun 27, 12:37pm

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

Beeker

Jun 27, 12:37pm

You two been doing a little boozin'?

whirl

Jun 27, 12:40pm

You can't triple stamp a double stamp... (nm)

hadmonster

Jun 27, 12:40pm

Guys! Guys! Can't we just listen to the radio or something? (nm)

JeffMusta

Jun 27, 01:12pm

Aspen. California... beautiful. (nm)

sheriffcreg

Jun 27, 12:41pm

That John Denver guy is full of crap (nm)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:42pm

Yeah, what if they shot me in the head?!? (short)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:47pm

Might wanna hang onto that one.

I Am The Walrus

Jun 27, 12:47pm

My wife and I use that one all the time (nm)

Bergloewe

Jun 27, 12:50pm

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound (nm)

hadmonster

Jun 27, 01:21pm

Meant to be under the original post... (nm)

hadmonster

Jun 27, 01:22pm

"Where are you from?" "Austria"

BigD Coug

Jun 27, 12:52pm

I don't know, the French are yewts. (nm)

scottfunkel

Jun 27, 12:55pm

"I've got worms! That's what we're gonna call it!" (nm)

scottfunkel

Jun 27, 12:56pm

"Gas man". How the yewt do they know I got gas? (nm)

JeffMusta

Jun 27, 01:01pm

It's a shaggin' wagon. (nm)

BrutusBuckeye

Jun 27, 01:01pm

You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time???

JeffMusta

Jun 27, 01:02pm

Pull over, I've gotta go to the bathroom. (short)

scottfunkel

Jun 27, 01:06pm

Hey that's kind of warm (nm)

JeffMusta

Jun 27, 01:11pm

You can find a lot of great ones here: (short)

BrutusBuckeye

Jun 27, 01:17pm

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