BYU hasn't traditionally played 1-for-1s w/ the Dairy Yewts, so quit pretending that's an effective rebuttal to your administration's chicken-yewt cowardice.
Prior to 2008, BYU hadn't played the Cows for 4 straight years on a home-home basis since 1999. During BYU's most successful years under LaVell, we often played 3:1s with them.