Garage isn't big enough, and I don't want to move. (Cosmo Kramer)

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Jul 21, 2012 - 10:11pm

Cosmo Kramer

Garage isn't big enough, and I don't want to move.

That and I wouldn't look as good driving it as Michael Dukakis.

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Date

What kind of home defense weapon should I get?

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:02pm

Watch Home Alone, that should give you some ideas (nm)

dchandle15

Jul 21, 10:04pm

Hot door handle should do it. (nm)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:07pm

I prefer the iron pipe on a rope (nm)

Tokolosh

Jul 21, 10:09pm

Paint can to the head is almost always effective. (nm)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:12pm

Bricks from the roof (nm)

NacoCoug

Jul 21, 10:28pm

Place glass ornaments on the ground near windows. (nm)

Caboom

Jul 22, 12:19am

Glue and feathers. Definitely glue and feathers. (nm)

Byu Badger

Jul 22, 01:22am

RE: What kind of home defense weapon should I get? (short)

Jeffacka

Jul 21, 10:04pm

Check. Now what? (nm)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:07pm

Stop being paranoid. (nm)

Jeffacka

Jul 21, 10:14pm

Since many here are preparing for defense against a tyrranic

Blueto

Jul 21, 10:08pm

Garage isn't big enough, and I don't want to move.

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:11pm

Here is the ultimate home defense

Zenoch

Jul 21, 10:10pm

I'd prefer something like this (short)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 10:13pm

Yewt. Pardon my french. (nm)

Byu Badger

Jul 22, 01:23am

This is what I have

elcareeb

Jul 21, 10:18pm

The sound of the pump-action probably deters more would be

deliciousmocha

Jul 21, 10:32pm

springfield xd40 (nm)

coug79

Jul 21, 10:23pm

I'd start with a screen door for your apartment. (nm)

2ndTrombone

Jul 21, 10:25pm

My grandma always locks hers. I laugh every time. (nm)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 11:22pm

pistol grip shotguns suck, dont even think about it

binghammer

Jul 21, 11:13pm

I'd suggest the boomerang. (nm)

Zach Morris

Jul 21, 11:25pm

Looney Tunes turned me off to that option. (nm)

Cosmo Kramer

Jul 21, 11:33pm

Strictly for home defense? A semi-auto 12 gauge shotgun.

Melkor

Jul 21, 11:44pm

BTW, while you're at Benelli's site, go to the homepage...

Melkor

Jul 21, 11:48pm

BM me and we'll get you squared away (nm)

Fishious

Jul 21, 11:49pm

First order of business is to build a moat.

Caboom

Jul 22, 12:22am

A rottweiler. (nm)

Byu Badger

Jul 22, 01:21am

Shotgun + beanbag rounds (nm)

sakar12

Jul 22, 08:28am

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