i was born to be a logger, but not the kind that cuts down trees. i lay some serious log. when i crap, i have to flush while i'm crapping. otherwise, not even a plunger can help my porcelain friend.
here's one of many stories I have:
i started work at the warehouse of an electronics company many years ago. my first day there, i get the logs safely down the toilet and think things are okay, but the next person makes an announcement that someone clogged the toilet. turns out, there was a log jam further down the pipes. they had to freaking jackhammer the concrete in the middle of the warehouse to get to the pipes and free my friends. they didn't know who did it, but i didn't volunteer any information.
"My best quality is my humility. I don't think you'll find anyone more humble than me." - Buffchazen