year old male that hasn't been to a concert in 10+ years wear?
2) Are they good live? I find them tolerable in recordings, BTW.
3) If I'm provided with a chair, can I tell other people to sit down in front of me? Do I have to dye my hair blue or white to do that?
4) If I'm not provided with a chair, what am I supposed to do while listening to the music. Arms waving in the air? Swaying side to side? Head bobbing? I suppose it depends on the song. This is seriously one of the reasons I haven't gone to many concerts. Don't know what to do besides listen.

that's technically more than 4 questions, deal with it.