the worthless, mooching, bottom feeders of Iowa State. They are dead to me. I hope that when they get left in the cold in a few years that the realization that nobody cares about them keeps them up to the wee hours of the night. May they get left out of every playoff from this day forward and wet their pillows with tears every night over the supposed injustice of it all.

Rise and Shout. Today and forever.