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Feb 16, 2017
10:47:33am
AndyDwyer All-American
Worst experiences on an airplane? Here's mine.
This took place coming back from the Jake Heaps Texas game, not the Taysom Hill Texas game. So a great trip all around.

We had Rudy's on Sunday night (maybe that was the problem) and had an early flight out of Austin on Monday morning. I felt a little bit off, but attributed that to getting up very early to catch the flight. By the time we were boarding, I started to get worried. And during take off, I realized I was going to have some problems on this flight.

Shortly after takeoff but before the seat belt light was turned off, I told a flight attendant I was going to be sick and asked if I could still get up to use the bathroom. She said something to the effect of "I'm required to tell you to stay in your seat when the fasten seat belt light is on. Do you understand what I'm saying." I understood and quickly got up and went to the bathroom.

Over the course of the next couple of hours I made several trips to violently vomit in the airplane bathroom. It was fantastic. I hate vomiting, and doing it in the small confines of the plane bathroom made it even worse.

When we landed, I somehow still had more retching to do, and had to stop at an airport bathroom to dry heave for a few minutes. The best part was someone in an adjacent stall was talking on the phone the entire time. I'm sure that sounded wonderful to everyone.

Anyway, I'm basically a sissy and ended up in the ER on the way home from the airport.

All thanks to Jake Heaps.
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