A neighbor girl knocked on my door. I'm guessing she is 6 or 7 years old. Her and other neighbor kids are always playing across the street.
She asked me, "Can I borrow an egg?" I obliged.

She thanked me and took off running in the direction of her house. Like anyone would I was expecting her to run inside her house to give the egg to her mother that was in some sort of cooking quandary but she didn't. Instead she stopped on the sidewalk and threw the egg at another girl. It was poorly thrown and the egg just broke on the asphalt but the target of her attack was none too pleased and chased the thrower out of sight.