attacked by complete stranger yewts. Both times I'm proudly wearing my BYU apparel and some idiot yewt approaches me and makes some stupid comment or laughs, points and then makes their ripped off, University of Miami, hand gesture at me. I don't let it bug me too much if it's a kid but the last time this was a man in his 40s and I was minding my own business and he walked right up to me and made his dumbyewt comment.

So, I wish I was quicker at come backs. Usually, I come up with something clever an hour or two after the fact but, unfortunately, I'm not as quick as I used to be. Usually, I just give them an evil stare and ignore them but, lately, I want to fight back. So, Cougarboard, give me your best one liners to fight off these pesky yewts. Oh, yeah, I live in Utah and have to put it with this crap over and over again even when it's not directed at me I see it.