- my open K from this morning showed up 30 minutes late and without any money. this is her fourth appointment to start her process and she's been told at least 5 different times (once by me and at least every other time by my secretary) to bring X amount to start her case with me.

- my 10:30am consult for tomorrow showed up today at 10:30am...because...dates are hard.

- a random mom and her 5 small children showed up to my office thinking it was the USCIS offices (we're 3-4 blocks north of old offices and 1 mile away from new/current USCIS offices). my secretary spent about 15 minutes printing off a map for her to help her out and one of her freaking kids took a pen off the desk and drew on the wall. no good deed goes unpunished.

- my 9:30am appt today showed up right now (3pm) thinking i have nothing else to do with my life except wait for him to show up for his (free!) consultation

i get it...i'm a whiny jerk. but this stuff gets SOOOOOO old after a while.