A while back I walked into the county probation office. I heard a chorus of voices shout "HI MR. CHOKE!!!"

I was driving a friend down the street and got rear ended. As I climbed out of the truck to see the damage, I looked at the driver of the car that hit me. His car was totaled. He looked at me and then his face brightened. "Hi Mr. Choke! Remember me?" Then he let me know he had no insurance or registration.

I was walking in front of a movie theater with my wife. A car was driving around the parking lot with a giant loud speaker. They were making youtube prank videos. They pulled up to my wife and I. I couldn't see inside but on the loud speaker I heard, "Hey you two, what are you.... Oh, Hi Mr. Choke! Have a nice night."

I'm waiting for the day a bank robbery ends because I know the robber. I recently saw the 10 most wanted in my county. #1 was a former student of mine.