2018 - Critchlow (SO) comes back, for some reason that no one can explain is terrible; Hoge (JR) gets more concussions; Mangum (SR) gets hit by a truck; Wilstead (FR), Detmer (JR), Hall (RS), Dinkelmann (RS), Romney (RS) all lose out to a converted linebacker.
2019 - More injuries, Cosmo gives up dancing to become the quarterback (it reminds everyone of Teen Wolf).
2020 - We start out 8-0, but then Cosmo gets injured and we lose to Utah State. Back-up Wilstead burns his foot on a George Foreman Grill. Riley Nelson discovers an archaic rule that gives him one more year of eligibility, breaks back but finishes the season.

The future looks bright!!