I once fell asleep in institute and woke up to the sound of a very loud fart

Jan 11, 2018
10:18:58am

KDCoug1 Walk-on

That was followed by an equally loud gasp from the girl sitting right behind me. It took about 3 seconds for me to realize that the fart I had woken up to was my own. I stood up in the middle of class, walked out, and never went back.

First and last time I attended institute during my time at Utah State.

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Anybody got stories of falling asleep in weird places?

buffgato

1/11/18 10:06am

I once stayed overnight in Magna.

Conan

1/11/18 10:08am

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Buffalo

1/11/18 10:08am

I pulled all-nighters in high school

Sea Chicken

1/11/18 10:09am

hunting chukars once, i fell asleep on a pile of rocks. don't know how long i

smokymountainrain

1/11/18 10:09am

Once a drunk driver hit the tree in front of our house late at night.

shokupanmanbo

1/11/18 10:10am

I had my bishop fall asleep mid interview when I was in high school.

NomadCoug

1/11/18 10:12am

Narcolepsy?

buffgato

1/11/18 10:13am

Nah dude, do you know how much stuff bishops have to do?

SandYFan

1/11/18 10:15am

Yeah I think he was just exhausted.

NomadCoug

1/11/18 10:17am

No kidding, dozing off twice in one interview is pretty nuts

buffgato

1/11/18 10:18am

You should have spilled your guts when he dozed off and called it good!

Romex

1/11/18 12:30pm

I once fell asleep in institute and woke up to the sound of a very loud fart

KDCoug1

1/11/18 10:18am

I still feel bad about farting in that class in then pointing to you.

CougarThug

1/11/18 10:31am

My bro-in-law was attending Ricks college and had a pretty girl sitting next to

Nagurski

1/11/18 12:28pm

Haha. I've heard that one a few times.

ditch

1/11/18 9:47pm

If you knew my brother-in-law you would know it is legit.

Nagurski

1/12/18 11:46am

Once my mom told my little bro to go get ready for a bath when he was like 4

Oompabluepaw

1/11/18 10:20am

Client of mine talks of how he fell asleep for 20 minutes when conducting an

mudpupper

1/11/18 10:24am

I had a companion fall asleep leaning against our apartment well.

mudpupper

1/11/18 10:26am

Standing up? If so, I'm impressed.

buffgato

1/11/18 10:27am

I had a companion fall asleep in the middle of our companionship prayer that he

cheezedawg

1/11/18 10:35am

This was a common occurrence for me.

SandYFan

1/11/18 10:36am

I often fell asleep when we my companion was reading scriptures aloud but I knew I was worn out when I fell asleep

kccougar

1/11/18 10:52am

Ditto. I did that as well. Never been so tired.

Breaded Hamster

1/11/18 11:05pm

Elder, is that you?

jkccoug

1/11/18 2:14pm

Fell asleep in class and woke up the next period. The teacher told everyone to not wake me up.

Zilog

1/11/18 10:36am

Las Vegas airport. Missed my connecting flight to meet my soon-to-be in-laws.

Kilgore Trout

1/11/18 10:39am

Fell asleep in the bath once. At some point I must have thought to open the

Jay Rick

1/11/18 10:47am

Yes...

Mathew

1/11/18 10:47am

I'm sure Taysom has an Aunt Hill

HootnHoller

1/11/18 4:52pm

At a red light. Was out for late night run to CVS

DrBYU

1/11/18 10:55am

100% dangerous.

SandYFan

1/11/18 10:56am

No kidding. Didn’t do it intentionally and stopped

DrBYU

1/11/18 11:09am

did you take an ambien before writing this post?

supertux

1/11/18 10:58am

Haha, looks like it. No my stylist is waxing my

DrBYU

1/11/18 11:06am

RE: Haha, looks like it. No my stylist is waxing my

Frank Castiglione

1/11/18 11:12am

biggest click bait post ever. I just HAD to find out what you were getting waxed

byujag

1/11/18 12:45pm

I did that a couple of times during one tax busy season...got diagnosed with

Fdnman

1/11/18 11:12am

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trjohnson007

1/11/18 2:34pm

My good friend's twin brother was notorious for falling asleep anywhere. He was

joeycougar

1/11/18 10:55am

I did that on the BART train in San Fran area.

DrBYU

1/11/18 10:57am

I also did that on BART. Everyone in that rat race probably had that happen.

Breaded Hamster

1/11/18 11:11pm

fell asleep gong 80 on 1-15 neer marsh valley idaho. woke up bumping along at 80 in the median.

sgriff

1/11/18 10:59am

You are lucky to be alive

WhoisJohnGalt

1/11/18 11:04am

indeed. I havent told you of my sardine canyon near death experience. It's a similar tale but it was ice instead of

sgriff

1/11/18 11:20am

Fell asleep driving up the dirt road of Farmington Canyon

kccougar

1/11/18 12:03pm

I also fell asleep in the middle of changing lanes to pass a semi on the freeway. My wife yelled at me and I calmly

sgriff

1/11/18 12:21pm

If I'm in the passenger seat on a long drive, good night

buffgato

1/11/18 12:26pm

Me too but also while I’m driving. If it’s longer than 30 minutes I need sunflower seeds and I hold a drink between my

sgriff

1/11/18 12:29pm

I get like that sometimes. But way more as a passenger.

buffgato

1/11/18 12:41pm

Same. I pretty much never get sleepy while driving, but if I'm a passenger,

fredgarvin

1/11/18 12:32pm

When I was in the Army...

Frank Castiglione

1/11/18 11:04am

It was claimed that my mission president fell asleep while driving to a zone

Northwest Cougar

1/11/18 11:11am

Had a major root canal issue...took a bunch of Tylenol 3 and headed to the

Fdnman

1/11/18 11:15am

As missionary I fell asleep giving a prayer at end of lesson with investigator

fan_byu

1/11/18 11:29am

I was always so tired on my mission. I think I took a 10-15 minute nap durng about half of my lunch breaks.

sgriff

1/11/18 11:35am

I got to the point at the end of my mission where it was physically impossible for me to stay awake

kccougar

1/11/18 12:01pm

I fell asleep during a sunday school lesson being taught by Larry Miller.

Kugmo

1/11/18 11:30am

I fell asleep standing up in basic training. I was pulling fireguard duty,

cougarfan87

1/11/18 11:45am

CBers

whirl

1/11/18 11:49am

One time me and my roommate got tickets to Sunday morning general conference on Saturday night

JohnnyComeLately

1/11/18 12:06pm

Primary President voice is dangerous.

SandYFan

1/11/18 12:28pm

"Church sleep is among the healthiest of all sleeps." --President Uchtdorf

HighHorse

1/11/18 1:00pm

One time in college I fell asleep while at my computer writing a paper and I

cheezedawg

1/11/18 1:09pm

On my mission I fell asleep while saying the evening prayer

jkccoug

1/11/18 2:12pm

Standing up

macaroni

1/11/18 5:28pm

Fell Asleep In A Youth Interview With My Bishop

NorthernCougar

1/11/18 11:25pm

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