I told my brother who is great at building things to spring load my casket.
That way when people come over to my casket my body launches out and scares the crap out of them. I want my funeral to be a "fun" event. I don't want a somber cry fest.
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Originally posted on Jan 11, 2018 at 9:56:59pm
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