I had this actual conversation after church yesterday in the hallway. Context is I just moved into this a new house and was chatting about Mom and Pop store restaurants I wanted to try out.

Me: I found this new bagel place, that's really good, you should check it out.
Brother: That's cool! Have you been to that Pho place off of Alicia parkway?
Me: I'm not sure, what's it called?
Brother: Pho King.
My mind is like "wut?", bu he has a completely straight face so I parse out the words slowly and say: Pho...King?
Brother: Pho King.

Someone from the another ward passes us down the hall, and I wonder if they'll take what they heard totally out of context and think I'm so sort of vile sinner.
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After I get home, I get on Yelp to see if there really is a restaurant off of Alicia. There sure is, and it's called Pho King Way.

Thinking back now, I don't think the Brother even realizes how terrible that conversation sounded...and he's a super smart guy.