I had no cash, nothing. But I did have an unopened pack of BelVita crackers/biscuit things. So I held them up in the window. He kind of squinted at me for a bit. Then he walked closer and seemed a little disappointed. The light turned green, so I pulled over to the side, rolled down my window, and handed them to him. He sort of stood there dumbfounded and stared at them as I pulled away.

Sorry, bro. It's all I had. He acted like I gave him cancer.