I yelled: "sit down DONKEY (derogatory to Broncos) fans...and go back to Nampa (the first Boise suburb that came to mind).
They did sit down and they shut up. But then, a BYU fan lady sitting on my row gave me a look of shame that made me feel like my mother had just caught me looking at ladies underwear in the Sears catalog. My kids looked at me with faces of disappointment/embarrassment/disgust. It was my "rock-bottom" BYU 2017 moment.
Thank you for listening.