When this thread finally dies down, I'm imagining you going for a long drive.
You're mad. You can't understand why all the idiots on CougarBoard just don't get it. You desperately need to blow off some steam. So you decide to do what you always do in situations like this: you roll down the windows, pump up the volume on "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters, and sing along at the top of your lungs, except you make sure to replace every instance of "hero" with "Holmoe!"