My little BIL just got married. The girl is nice, pretty, and insanely obnoxious. She's the type of person that always has to be talking. She has to interject in any conversation and she feels obliged to relate to the conversation with personal stories. These personal stories are so stupid and nonsensical that they are obviously made up on the fly. Being nice to her is a struggle for me, I'll admit.

Well my wife is going on a trip this weekend with her mom, sister, and SILs. I walk out from the bedroom today and as I pass through the living room I ask my wife if Jenny (SIL) is going. Here was our conversation:

Me: So is Jenny going with you?

Her: Yes, we're all going.

Me: I'm sorry. Sounds like a weekend filled with obnoxiousness and fake personal anecdotes. Good luck.

Her: *rolling eyes* Well we're all on speaker here and just talking about how much fun we're going to have...

Me: *looks for rock to crawl under*