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May 16, 2018
5:29:55pm
SactOWNit Walk-on
#TrustTheProphecy
Someone on reddit prophecied the Kings getting the number 2 pick over a month ago. The Kings acension to greatness has begun! Finally the pain is over!


https://www.reddit.com/r/NBA_Draft/comments/8at1yf/clairvoyant_prophecies_thread_for_the_2018_nba/

“I was on a vision quest that took place in my apartment's office the other night, fueled by those Kiva bars with reduced THC limits that adhere to the new laws for legalized cannabis edibles. During that time, a wave of lucidity washed over me that delivered a gift from the near future: the Sacramento Kings will get the 2nd overall pick from the lottery.

There's a couple factors as to why this is more than just a baseless prediction — in fact, this result seems like an inevitability if one breaks it down logically. Because we're living in an advanced simulation that has built-in karmic systems, the Kings will be rewarded with good fortune due to their fanbase's continued stoicism and loyalty, their competitive spirit this season despite having the ultimate incentive to be complacent, and the graceful tact the Kings organization has shown in light of the recent tragedy in their city and subsequent protests at the Golden 1 Center. All of these elements are bound together with the travesty of the 2002 NBA Western Conference Finals to ensure the arrival of Dončić in Sacramento is set in stone, to be crystallized by the sands of time.”

https://twitter.com/SacramentoKings/status/996547159032905728
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