There are plenty of us who will spend time doing that. And our numbers are growing.
But your offside rule opinion is a common one that typically comes from people who don't have experience with the game. It's removal changes the nature of the game in a way soccer people don't like. I am in favor of changes to the offside rule, but probably not elimination.
I am, however, an advocate of other very fundamental changes to the game. Structural changes.