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Aug 20, 2018
9:33:21pm
Smack'sWife Starter
One Halloween, I got off work at the HBLL at 10 pm. I was hurrying through campus, my hand inside my purse on my mace
trigger, as I always did when I left work at night. I started down the big hill directly south of campus. I heard someone coming down behind me, so I went faster. But the someone came faster. I started running down the stairs, the someone started running. I hit a flat place and pivoted to face the person as I drew out the spray. There stood the creepiest vampire I've ever seen, leering at me.

I swear, Smack came THIS CLOSE to getting maced in the face.
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