Never. In fact I even stand for #2

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Oct 18, 2018
10:02:26am

Mister P All-American

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Mister P

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Last login: Apr 25, 2024
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Time

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JimmyZ

10/18/18 9:42am

Dude is well hydrated

IceBlueCoug

10/18/18 9:45am

I bet the splash is horrendous.

slowhiteguy

10/18/18 9:47am

that will result in zero sales

Avery

10/18/18 9:47am

If my kid can't hit the huge toilet as a target I can see this being very messy.

endy

10/18/18 9:48am

I didn't want to see this. Too late.

Costanza

10/18/18 9:48am

I love that it's eye level when going #2.

Fatalplacebo

10/18/18 9:49am

And nose level.

spoxjox

10/18/18 11:03am

Yeah, just spray in some cleaner. It won't smell like dried piss.

frontrowcougar

10/18/18 9:51am

That guy has never cleaned a toilet before. You just don't spray some

mudpupper

10/18/18 9:56am

Why would anyone want that next to your head when you go #2?

tisdaplace

10/18/18 9:52am

Double functions as a spitoon.

frontrowcougar

10/18/18 9:53am

The biggest reason this won't sell is because women do most of the shopping and

garyfan

10/18/18 9:55am

Okay I’ve wanted something like this but to reduce water usage. I don’t see this solving any issues

SouthernBlueBlood

10/18/18 9:56am

That's a much better sales pitch. Less water usage.

mudpupper

10/18/18 9:56am

But it literally doesn’t do this. How much did it cost to create that video I wonder

SouthernBlueBlood

10/18/18 9:59am

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

Sea Chicken

10/18/18 10:02am

She would never want to clean that thing, and neither would I. Non starter.

Coach's Dad

10/18/18 9:56am

My wife has never once complained about my urination habits.

Mister P

10/18/18 9:59am

^sits down

garyfan

10/18/18 10:00am

Never. In fact I even stand for #2

Mister P

10/18/18 10:02am

If I'm at home and wearing sweats or pajamas I always drop trou and sit

frontrowcougar

10/18/18 10:07am

Same.

Gorgias

10/18/18 10:35am

Also, for us taller men, who also have lots of volume ... splash-back is real -

Spine

10/18/18 12:01pm

"Urethra diameter" is the grossest thing I've read on CB.

Great38

10/18/18 12:14pm

I don't get why there is a stigma associated with this

gmj81

10/18/18 2:41pm

Yes! Angles for the win!

Spine

10/18/18 2:46pm

You never turn mid spray when she calls your name? 🙂

SouthernBlueBlood

10/18/18 10:01am

My poop would jam that up so fast...

Ragnar Danneskjold

10/18/18 10:01am

Needs more prunes

SouthernBlueBlood

10/18/18 10:03am

Sign me up.

Twin Roots

10/18/18 10:03am

That would not work for me. Let me provide a video example....

mudpupper

10/18/18 10:04am

Kudos to the guy at 1:45 for being properly hydrated.

Pimpin4Paradise

10/18/18 10:05am

that angle though

David Lo Pan

10/18/18 1:38pm

Is the existing technology so hard to use?

Tricky

10/18/18 10:08am

Can you imagine this guy talking to his wife?

Alpi Gusto

10/18/18 10:17am

Maybe he should tell her to stand up instead.

mudpupper

10/18/18 10:26am

Why would I buy this when my Smart Pee Pee works so well already?

supertux

10/18/18 10:27am

BTW it never reached its funding goal. Sorry guys.

supertux

10/18/18 10:28am

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JimmyZ

10/18/18 10:30am

My wife's response: Ewww

El Careeb

10/18/18 10:32am

I want to sit next to that in my face?

TAMUCoug

10/18/18 10:46am

Would make a good phone holder

stonecougar

10/18/18 10:52am

Here's what they need to do with that... instead of a pee receptacle, change that to a 3D/virtual reality headset

StantonMac

10/18/18 10:56am

Stay on target!

Great38

10/18/18 11:42am

He misspelled "Man Drain".

spoxjox

10/18/18 10:57am

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