Imagine for a second Trump as AD at BYU. His post game press conferences would
put Leach to shame:
Reporter: What are your thoughts on the final drive in the game?
Trump: It was the worst. I don't know what they were thinking. The worst. How can you run the ball with no time on the clock? I mean, who does that? I don't know what they were thinking. It was the worst. If I were coaching we'd be up by 20 at that point. Those coaches belong in little league right now. If a coach can't make a good decision then who can you trust? It is just unbelievable. .......
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.