×Sign up, and you can make all message times appear in your timezone. Sign up
Nov 8, 2018
oxcoug All-American
Actually overheard on the train today, teen dude: "Mom, when I unzip my pants
it smells like fish." (this after he'd just returned from the bathroom).

Mom: "Well, that shouldn't happen. You need to start showering every day."
Dude: "How about every OTHER day?"
Mom: "What, don't you do that already??!?"
Dude: "Well, some days I go in the bathroom and switch on the shower so you'll think I'm showering...."
Mom: "James!!!"

I was sitting across from them with headphones on so I'm guessing they thought I couldn't hear, but I was paused on a podcast and surfing my Audible library. Yikes.

This was on the Hudson River Amtrak line between Rhinecliffe and Beacon.



"Sell crazy someplace else - we're all stocked up here."

"Our fan base is, overall, incredibly embarrassing."

-- PortlandUte (such an honest man)

"When it came time for me to select a university, my first choice was BYU here in Provo; however, I did not qualify. Not academically, because I had worked through high school more than I had studied, nor financially, because I could not afford to live away from home. Hence the option I chose was to attend the University of Utah, where I could live at home, work locally, and attend school full-time. Sometimes we need to be willing to adjust our goals and modify our plans while never losing sight of the desired end result."

Bio page
Jan 22, 2002
Last login
Apr 19, 2019
Total posts
66,886 (9,428 FO)
Recent feedback given
10 4
Recent feedback received
33 18 3

Posting on CougarBoard

In order to post, you will need to either sign up or log in.