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Nov 8, 2018
4:44:05pm
oxcoug All-American
Actually overheard on the train today, teen dude: "Mom, when I unzip my pants
it smells like fish." (this after he'd just returned from the bathroom).

Mom: "Well, that shouldn't happen. You need to start showering every day."
Dude: "How about every OTHER day?"
Mom: "What, don't you do that already??!?"
Dude: "Well, some days I go in the bathroom and switch on the shower so you'll think I'm showering...."
Mom: "James!!!"

I was sitting across from them with headphones on so I'm guessing they thought I couldn't hear, but I was paused on a podcast and surfing my Audible library. Yikes.

This was on the Hudson River Amtrak line between Rhinecliffe and Beacon.

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