Not as prolific as Boney Fuller, copycat of Capt Luck, and pro-USU, but funny

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Dec 5, 2018
12:24:25pm

AggieWeekendCougar All-American

Not as prolific as Boney Fuller, copycat of Capt Luck, and pro-USU, but funny

nonetheless

Dearest Mother —

I expect to arrive at Fort Marriott in less than two days time, but I plan to depart as soon as my men have it conquered. I do not consider it healthy for mind nor spirit to linger in that land for longer than assignment requires.

— Craig
— Capt. Craig F. Smith (@CaptCraigSmith) December 4, 2018

https://twitter.com/CaptCraigSmith/status/1069813051455459329

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Not as prolific as Boney Fuller, copycat of Capt Luck, and pro-USU, but funny

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 12:24pm

Dearest Capt Smith- You suck

IceBlueCoug

12/5/18 12:29pm

Craig Smith. What a weird name.

AD4

12/5/18 12:29pm

Probably a relative of Hyrum, Don Carlos, Sophronia, or one of those other

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 12:39pm

RE: Not as prolific as Boney Fuller, copycat of Capt Luck, and pro-USU, but

flavordave

12/5/18 12:31pm

I'm not familiar with the agriculture industry, but farmers use military titles?

krhr896041

12/5/18 12:31pm

Captain Smith has met your kind before

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 12:38pm

Just like that chicken farmer, Sanders

BYUBandfan

12/5/18 9:25pm

That Colonel has done so much good for society with his secret herbs and spices.

krhr896041

12/5/18 9:58pm

Swing and a miss.

Vincent's Picks

12/5/18 12:42pm

It is definitely a swing. Let's wait about 7-8 hours to see if it was a miss.

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 12:43pm

RE: It is definitely a swing. Let's wait about 7-8 hours to see if it was a

Vincent's Picks

12/5/18 12:44pm

Not really. Boney makes fun of BYU better than that.

12/5/18 12:54pm

But beating BYU doesn’t make the tweet magically more clever.

Epileptic Beagle

12/5/18 1:40pm

The civil war captain on twitter is not new ground. Boney was fresh, funny and

jvr7

12/5/18 12:44pm

Pretending to be historical figure...check. Make funny quips about opponents...

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 12:48pm

I don't think its healthy for our minds or spirits for them to linger either.

PJMort

12/5/18 12:52pm

Any links to funny tweets? Or is that it?

Epileptic Beagle

12/5/18 12:54pm

Captain Luck was funny, this is just a complete copy of it. Lame.

12/5/18 1:20pm

Not a complete copy. In this case, BYU is the target de jour...Captain Luck has

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 1:22pm

^^^ Oh, hey Craig Smith... laughing at your own jokes?

12/5/18 1:39pm

Wow let's copy what someone else is doing and think we are funny?

kimdaddy35

12/5/18 1:33pm

:|

ataylor

12/5/18 1:42pm

I don’t get it, is that supposed to be funny?

Lieutenant America

12/5/18 2:06pm

I think the term "Little Brother" is really lame.

whirl

12/5/18 2:19pm

If you insist

AggieWeekendCougar

12/5/18 3:44pm

I'm still waiting for the funny part.

12/5/18 2:20pm

Proof that "funny" is a really, really subjective word.

Ham

12/5/18 2:34pm

Dearest Capt...Impersonation is the fondest form of flattery...

whiteninja

12/5/18 3:10pm

That tweet is stupid. Like worse than all but the 2 worst posters on CB could

unctoothman

12/5/18 4:18pm

Dearest Mother, the entire team got dysentery and died tonight. Goodbye.

12/5/18 9:08pm

RE: Not as prolific as Boney Fuller, copycat of Capt Luck, and pro-USU, but

krhr896041

12/5/18 9:59pm

Dearest Mother, I'm still little brother. --Capt. Luckless

ElCapo

12/6/18 1:30pm

Capt Smith is related to Ruprect the monkey boy

Jericho

12/6/18 1:34pm

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