whiners on this board to either repent or be denied a recommend to get in? It will also simplify the confusion of what color to wear on game day; it will always be white.

Also, there is the possibility that miracles could happen; the quality (or lack thereof) of the food might dramatically improve if the servers blessed each item before handing it to you.

Maybe we could have the MTC send missionaries to tract in the stands during half-time.

Dang, this thing has possibilities!