Another one: What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

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Jan 21, 2019
11:03:41am

bluecheese All-American

Another one: What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

He gets a pencil and works it out.

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scootsy First name: Tom; Last: Foolery

1/21/19 11:00am

Another one: What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

bluecheese

1/21/19 11:03am

had my 7th grade teacher tell me that one. makes me laugh everytime.

Powerbait DPM studnt

1/21/19 11:08am

What kind of pencil?

HRCougar

1/21/19 11:43am

probably apple pencil. It's 2019.

Powerbait DPM studnt

1/21/19 11:52am

But mathematically, it would not take forever, right?

Great38

1/21/19 12:12pm

Mathematically, it would. Infinite limits

scootsy

1/21/19 12:18pm

However, mammals have a finite number of hairs. How do we work around that?

TheWanderer

1/21/19 3:07pm

Should say "Zeno's Barbershop"

Rize Alloyal

1/21/19 12:21pm

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