When we have a pizza night, we always get a good pizza for the adults and a Little Caesers pizza for my kids who are 5 and 2. I assumed this was fine and that kids wouldn't know the difference. Tonight I had this exchange with my 5 year old:

Kid: Dad, why do we always get pizza from two different places?

Me: Little Caesers makes great kid pizza. I want to make sure you guys get some good stuff.

Kid: I've had the other kind and it tastes better. It seems like you're giving us grosser pizza.

Props to my 5 year old for his ultra refined 5 year old palate, but pizza night is obviously going to cost me more $ now.