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Feb 10, 2019
oxcoug All-American
This Delta-Coke napkin thing for giving your digits to the person next to you on
the plane is a hilarious miscalculation, total blunder. Just what every attractive woman on a plane wants: the literal airline she's flying encouraging the creepy slob she's stuck next to her to give her his phone number.



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