You know what’s not fair? Girls don’t get pee shivers.

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Feb 17, 2019
12:04:34am

Andy Stitzer Virgin

Sure, men don’t have to carry and deliver babies and what not, but pee shivers are just awful.

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Andy Stitzer

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You know what’s not fair? Girls don’t get pee shivers.

Andy Stitzer Virgin

2/17/19 12:04am

Do I dare ask what pee shivers are?

westsidecoug

2/17/19 12:13am

Link - if you’re a guy you’ve had them before

Andy Stitzer

2/17/19 12:17am

You’re comparing THAT to birth and pregnancy???? Not even close like at ALL

ByuImaginesDragons

2/17/19 12:22am

True. Pee shivers are probably worse. Much worse. Good point.

TCuz

2/17/19 12:27am

She will only do that 2.2 times. We’re stuck with shivers every day.

WizeGuise

2/17/19 12:29am

Plus, no one ever got an epidural for pee shivers.

byubyu

2/17/19 12:35am

You’re saying they honestly hurt as much as birth? (without epidurals)

ByuImaginesDragons

2/17/19 1:05am

They don’t hurt they are just super inconvenient

Andy Stitzer

2/17/19 1:09am

So yeah NOT even close!!!

ByuImaginesDragons

2/23/19 1:29am

2-6 kids compared to thousands of pee shivers. I rest my case.

Andy Stitzer

2/17/19 12:45am

I ain’t talking about what happens more...you can’t seriously tell me those

ByuImaginesDragons

2/17/19 1:02am

That stuff is once a month. Pee shivers happen at least once, maybe 2-3 times a day, every day.

Andy Stitzer

2/17/19 1:06am

Oh trust me, once a month is torturous enough.

ByuImaginesDragons

2/23/19 1:31am

Dude, they’re messing with you

DOdoubleG

2/17/19 1:32am

RE: Dude, they’re messing with you

Mr. Belding

2/17/19 8:37am

Too late

ByuImaginesDragons

2/23/19 1:30am

They don't hurt at all. At all. Zero pain. This is just in fun.

Chasicle

2/17/19 10:46am

Honestly have no idea what pee shivers even is or feel like

ByuImaginesDragons

2/23/19 1:32am

Just near the end of when you're peeing and your whole body shakes for a second

Chasicle

2/26/19 7:36pm

"more often experience by males". So women get them.

O Gaucho

2/17/19 3:36am

Some men give birth too.

All-American

2/17/19 6:17am

First coined in 1994? George Carlin was talking about them in the 1970s, maybe even earlier.

John Doe

2/17/19 5:18am

I always assumed it happened because all that warm fluid leaving the body caused

demon_llama

2/17/19 8:51am

I am pretty sure that is physiologically not possible. You body temp doesn't drop just because you divide it into two

CDV

2/17/19 3:16pm

Yeah I’m obviously not a doctor.

demon_llama

2/17/19 3:27pm

Did you ask one?

Dr MoBYU

2/17/19 12:56am

Pee Shivers...

777

2/17/19 1:04am

Mods - Notice how I'm obeying board rules and not posting the obvious.

ClackamasCoug

2/17/19 2:23am

You're being amazingly restrained.

RC Vikings

2/17/19 8:26am

Is that when you shake off the last few drops?

Powerbait DPM studnt

2/17/19 7:24am

No matter how much you shake and dance...

zerigke

2/17/19 12:46pm

The split stream is worse

Colorado

2/17/19 7:26am

Naw. I think they feel good. Kind of wake me up in the morning.

Little Britches

2/17/19 7:36am

I kind of agree with you.

coug555

2/17/19 7:48am

I’ve never had this

YIsForBrigham

2/17/19 7:43am

YES! I’m not the only one. I was so confused all these years.

coug555

2/17/19 7:45am

I’ve gone my whole life not knowing about this

Mrs Featerbottom

2/17/19 7:55am

What I take from this is pee must have to travel a certain distance for a

RC Vikings

2/17/19 8:28am

Reminds me of a story about my mom’s siblings

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