I thought we were past this as a human race.

I’m getting situated on a bench that I haven’t seen anyone on for at least the 30 seconds I’ve been out of the bathroom and that has no weight or anything on it. A voice from behind me: “Oh I was just about to use that.” Me: “well sorry fam you’re too slow I guess.” Kidding, I actually let her have it I was so stunned. The humanity.