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Mar 14, 2019
2:34
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Doctor Rosenrosen
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So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that
he wants to start eating dirt (he's totally convinced it will clear his body of toxins).
Good grief!
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So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that
Doctor Rosenrosen
3/14/19 2:34pm
RE: So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that
monkeycowboy
3/14/19 2:36pm
Ask him how that worked out when he was 5.
John Doe
3/14/19 2:38pm
You've got your work cut out for you. Or move on. You have another kid, right?😉
rcbyufan
3/14/19 2:39pm
man, i'd say go for it. i'd even get the dirt for him - prepare his meal, man!
smokymountainrain
3/14/19 2:40pm
Like - ONLY dirt? Or dirt with his other dead plant organisms?
Eddie
3/14/19 2:41pm
Look up pica on webmd.
Joe Banks
3/14/19 2:43pm
This is the point where you look in the mirror and ask where it all went wrong?
Chester Copperpot
3/14/19 2:44pm
Have you considered that where you live in Salt Lake might be the issue? Seems like your wife and kids have some strange
monkeycowboy
3/14/19 2:47pm
vegan teenage son? I couldn't get enough meat and protein when I was in HS.
Crazy Duck
3/14/19 2:52pm
Ask him if it's his intention to single-handedly decrease human life expectancy averages
Indy Coug
3/14/19 2:54pm
Have him call this guy's wife and buy essential oils instead
jkccoug
3/14/19 2:57pm
RE: So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that
IceBlueCoug
3/14/19 2:58pm
Solution - Dirt and Worms for dessert:
ConnCoug
3/14/19 2:59pm
The Simpsons have your answer.
Nakedbootleg
3/14/19 3:05pm
To think, all this time I thought I was washing toxins off my produce before consuming...I had it backwards all along!
Pimpin4Paradise
3/14/19 3:06pm
Next level grounding. Brilliant.
Nakedbootleg
3/14/19 3:09pm
There was a Pinky and the Brain episode about this.
Brisco
3/14/19 3:18pm
Vegan son wants to eat dirt. Dr father somehow misses his son has anemia from
swimbro
3/14/19 3:47pm
Theres clay that is sold over the counter for that.
ditch
3/14/19 3:48pm
Would be good to go back to a day when people valued food.... and food they
kotacoug
3/14/19 3:52pm
Mix protein powder with crushed up Oreos (white stuff removed) and tell him it's
Chadillac
3/14/19 4:08pm
Good parents don't let their children go Vegan...
Blue Ghost
3/14/19 4:29pm
What school does this kid go to?
BlueFrog
3/14/19 4:49pm
I have never met a vegan that doesn't strike me as mentally ill
chinngiskhaan
3/15/19 10:31am
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