Bought a 32oz fountain soda from the local Circle K yesterday. Diet dew with a full one second splash of Mtn. Dew Pitch Black, mm tasty.

Anyway, go to the counter and Austin tells me $1.59. I give him $2. Austin says, “you’re good.” And he closed the drawer. I asked for change and he says, “oh, yea” and he opens the drawer and gives me a dime. I told him it should be $.41. He says, “oh, yea!” Opens the drawer and gives me another $.36. So, I now I’m holding $.46.

Austin, you need to bake after work, not before.