family and I were idling outside a gas station. I was in the driver's seat, and I just caught a glimpse of her as she opened the door (it's a grey vehicle that looks convincingly like every other SUV in every parking lot ever), so I said in a loud, welcoming voice, "Welcome aboard! Where are you heading?" She was mortified, and quickly apologized and headed off to the correct car. My wife and daughter thought the whole thing was hilarious, but were particularly impressed and entertained by my reaction.

So how did your last fuel stop in Green River, Utah go?