No, your suggestion, my friend, is patently absurd

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Apr 25, 2019
9:42:49am

cougarmanguy All-American

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cougarmanguy

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What would you think of fining drivers for hitting wildlife on roads?

mango

4/25/19 9:17am

Sounds like another bad, unnecessary government regulation.

UNLVcougar

4/25/19 9:21am

That's dumb. You can hit an animal at nearly any speed.

pink22

4/25/19 9:21am

TIC?

neboutefan

4/25/19 9:24am

It has to be.. right?

ChiCityCoug

4/25/19 9:26am

It's not TIC. I seriously wondered about it this morning and wanted opinions.

mango

4/25/19 9:36am

You must live in the city

TheLost

4/25/19 9:37am

Nope.

mango

4/25/19 9:41am

yep. city boy. lives in a huge metropolis.

smokymountainrain

4/27/19 8:02am

Hitting a moose already costs more than hitting a deer or a raccoon

bricej13

4/25/19 9:27am

Please tell us more. Did you recently hit an animal? Or do you lie awake at night wondering how to fix such?

Hank Rearden

4/25/19 9:27am

Neither. But I am concerned about wildlife being killed by vehicles.

mango

4/25/19 9:32am

Not TIC, really?

neboutefan

4/25/19 9:33am

It’s life. There’s no way to prevent it

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:34am

That's absurd.

mango

4/25/19 9:40am

No, your suggestion, my friend, is patently absurd

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:42am

I once hit a deer at 2 am

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:44am

I'm not saying you could have prevented it. I would have done the same.

mango

4/25/19 9:57am

You can’t be fined for something that’s not your fault and not avoidable

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:58am

Why would I be traveling less than the posted speed limit?

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 10:00am

I wouldn't be. I'm usually going a few miles over the speed limit.

mango

4/25/19 10:14am

You don’t have responsibility for the animal

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 10:20am

You called the deer a public resource. Care to elaborate what you mean?

Star-Lord

4/25/19 10:29am

How is it not a public resource? Wildlife resources produce millions in revenue

mango

4/25/19 10:37am

I don’t think you realize that the government calculates

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 10:39am

Actually, wildlife resources don't produce a single dime. It's the users, you

RebelScum

4/25/19 5:12pm

I have been in two cars when deer jumped onto the hood/windshield

doubled1981

4/25/19 10:25am

There should be privatized deer farms. You kill a deer, you buy a new one.

coug almighty

4/25/19 9:46am

Please get back in the box

LCcoug

4/25/19 11:21am

I didn't know we were worried about declining deer population.

ochobeeguy

4/25/19 9:35am

No offense but do you believe it can be avoided?

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:28am

RE: What would you think of fining drivers for hitting wildlife on roads?

squidmark

4/25/19 9:28am

Better fine that biker

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:30am

Maybe if you make them eat it raw on the spot.

jvquarterback

4/25/19 9:29am

RE: What would you think of fining drivers for hitting wildlife on roads?

StarMan

4/25/19 9:30am

So glad you posted this! I was going to try and quote it but glad you found it!

ChiCityCoug

4/25/19 9:31am

LOL.

mango

4/25/19 9:33am

How long were you awake trying to think up a dumb gov't regulation? I hate to disappoint you but we have people who

Real G Man

4/25/19 9:31am

I am more of a fan of: you hit it, you eat it. Grill it up there right on the

coug almighty

4/25/19 9:34am

Now you're talking.

mango

4/25/19 10:04am

No.. The lives of the people in the car are more important than the animal

TheLost

4/25/19 9:35am

Exactly

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:36am

I absolutely agree with this. I would hit the deer every time.

mango

4/25/19 9:44am

Why?

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:45am

Cause he thinks dead wildlife are the by-product of unsafe driving. In reality

coug almighty

4/25/19 9:51am

Definitely

cougarmanguy

4/25/19 9:52am

Then we should be able to sue the DNR for damages when the deer is at fault

TheLost

4/25/19 9:53am

Even as a wildlife geek, I don't think it's tenable to enforce this.

DraperCoug22

4/25/19 9:37am

I think we have too many silly laws and regulations. No need for more.

BYUtka

4/25/19 9:38am

You guys are hilarious.

mango

4/25/19 9:49am

I'd say it's more claptrap than drivel.

ochobeeguy

4/25/19 9:53am

What if they charge the deer to cross? Like a toll system?

coug almighty

4/25/19 9:53am

Give the deer tickets and fine them for jaywalking.

Cosmodiar

4/25/19 9:55am

But this is the best kind of drivel. Don't leave!

LCcoug

4/25/19 11:23am

I think this idea makes as much sense as fining the dead animal

D.T. Survivor

4/25/19 9:52am

This is a really bad idea. Wildlife jump out in front of vehicles sometimes. It's not usually a problem of caution.

jdub

4/25/19 9:54am

Depends whether the deer's organs can be harvested and donated

korihor

4/25/19 9:55am

If serious, this is the dumbest post I’ve read in a long time

TheLoanArranger

4/25/19 9:56am

I'm ok with that. I'll be greenrake today.

mango

4/25/19 9:59am

Why are people so anxious to give the government more oversight and Money

Cougarclaw

4/25/19 9:57am

Aren't we always better off with more laws?

crazY

4/25/19 10:11am

We already give them oversight and money to manage our wildlife.

mango

4/25/19 10:16am

You're still arguing this thing? I would have thought that once it became clear how dumb the idea was, you'd drop it.

jdub

4/25/19 10:18am

A lesser man may have quit, but not me.

mango

4/25/19 10:37am

I'll take stupid laws written by people who've never experienced real life applications for $200, Alex.

soupie

4/25/19 10:04am

Fine the animal for hitting my car instead

mwcoug

4/25/19 10:14am

RE: What would you think of fining drivers for hitting wildlife on roads?

thaws

4/25/19 10:18am

Oh sure, so instead of doing the suggested thing when a deer runs in front of

maxpowers

4/25/19 10:21am

There is a good change that mango's proposal would actually make things more dangerous than they are now.

Cosmodiar

4/25/19 10:26am

So you want everyone to slow down to 5 MPH on the freeway...

CoachSpeak

4/25/19 10:31am

RE: What would you think of fining drivers for hitting wildlife on roads?

Saxa

4/25/19 10:35am

In Alaska they give the meat from roadkill to families in need. Good program.

(Private)

4/25/19 10:40am

Along the same lines...Why don't we just bomb tornados to stop them.

Romex

4/25/19 10:43am

Are you basing this off the idea that drivers are responsible for collisions

Cachanilla83

4/25/19 11:49am

Actually, in Wyoming neither the driver nor rancher is financially responsible

mango

4/25/19 4:00pm

Can I sue the deer that jumped out in front of my car?

WJCougar

4/25/19 12:21pm

I think we should get a tax credit every time the government has their animals

Little Britches

4/26/19 6:19pm

26 thumbs-down, 11 laughs, 1 frown, 0 thumbs-ups. I sense a trend.

spoxjox

4/27/19 11:50am

Yeah...didn't go over so well! 🙂

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